I wish they showed more of the twins in the movie. they were my favs, next to Jason's character... :]

Jason Schwartzman, get out of those clothes. Get into my pants.

I'm pretty exited to get my hair cut like hers for Halloween. :))

This happens usually when I ask someone.

I don't even like her as a person/actress but she fit SO WELL in this. :))

Scott Pilgrim Rampage.

Loved the movie. Read the comics long ago. Images now. :))

Sushii.

Yes.

I feel you.

Since I'm going to start work & school again i'm going to be looking like Tiana.

Dammit.

I'm going to miss my afternoon delights.

My favorite things.

Do you have a picture where you can just smile & all your troubles suddenly disappear?

This is one of those.

It's not even because I like him or anything... But this moment. What we talked about. What we laughed at... THIS makes the picture.

Just sayin.

Quiz time.

Full name: Cristina Marie directionamountdirt

Gender: Female

Age: 23

Birth date: January, 28

Place of birth: Glendora, CA - USA

Current place of residence: SoCal

Heritage: Mexican, Native-American

Siblings: 2 bro. 2 sisters.

Parents: Mom & Dad still alive, divorced when I was 3

Religious/Spiritual affiliation: I grew up getting dragged to the church everytime the door opened but now? None at the moment, the moment lasting the last 5 years or so and not ending anytime soon. I have been finding myself agreeing with Athiesm lately.

Pets: None right now but I want a bulldog & name her mathilda.

Marital status: Single never married.

Sexual orientation: Straight

Tattoos/piercings: ears. tatts soon.

Glasses: damn asigmatism.

PC or Mac: PC, I’ve played around with Macs but I’m too set in my PC ways and I don’t find Macs compatible with my needs.

Mobile phone: iPhone

Do you believe in ghosts? No

Do you believe in UFOs? I want to believe.

Abortion: Go for it. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.

Death penalty: eye for an eye.

Gay marriage: Yes please

Where have you travelled? few states, mexico.

Where else can you be found on the internet? twitter, D23LakerBasterd

It's been far too long.
This summer has been hectic.
Working in the summer... it has it's ups and downs.
mostly ups. i think. lol
It's almost over. School's starting in aug 30th.
woot.
Have i added any classes?
no.
But i will. it's on my to do list.
;]

Lates.

timon.

yes. Friday night. Let's.

mmmhmmm.

I'm afraid if I watch this movie i'll feel JUST LIKE HER. :\

We'll see till Saturday.

Dats roight.

hit that.

Maybe Sunday I can finally update this crap. Life changing things have been happening to me. It's just a ride.

Gangee FTW.

I hope to be like Gangee when I'm old.
Not all of her personality... but most of it.
:]

Art is fun.

This picture is so soothing. Yet hilarious.

Spaceballs.

Why is that?

On Friday Ruth's boyfriend asked me something very interesting. Something that almost made me want to cry about the whole thing. Ruth was talking to him for a while, simple conversation, and then they were discussing sports and I just happened to put my two cents about his whole conversation. Sooner than expected she pretty much looked at me like "Here, you talk to him why don't you..." and then he said something that took me by surprise. She's talking to him and then she asks "He's saying dang, she knows sports and a whole bunch of cool stuff. Why don't you have a boyfriend?" Then she seemed kind of peeved. Usually if he asks me a question she would put in on speaker so we would talk... but she looked at me like "That'll do pig." :|

Which brings me to Thursday. Thursday morning we had our last day of school for the summer. We did finals in my music class 2 weeks before, and since we didn't have to go during the last week of school pals decided to have a sing/play off as our last hurrah. Nina pretty much wanted it to be like Glee, only without the cheerios. lol So it was basically a "this goes out to blah blah for that one time we blah blah'd..." Some people did a lot of neat songs. We laughed. We all sang along. Some played along if they knew the song. Then it was Jason's turn.

Let's talk about Jason, since I never do. I've been "seeing" Jason for 3 months, at least that's what he thinks... thought.... whatever. I wanted him. He wanted me. I held back. Why? Simply because I knew I wouldn't have time for him... that and i was really embarrassed of him meeting my mom, and just afraid it wouldn't go as planned. I'm embarrassed of my whole housing situation. I shouldn't be, but I am. I lived in the greatest part of Whittier for 5 years. I get a rude awakening and forced to live back in BP because of my sister's schooling. If I knew sooner I would've honestly found a graveyard shift & found the will to stay. It all came too fast, and i'm in BP. My mother never meets my boyfriends. I am not a big fan of my mother when it comes to relationships. My mother sees something, then puts it all out of proportion and then tells the whole world about it. I've lost much respect for my mother because of it. If she knew about Jason and I, the family would rejoice and bury the rumor that "I'm gay because I never have a boyfriend." Yes. A family member actually told me that.

So back to him, He was in my music class. He played guitar. He was amazing. I'm all for talking before actually becoming a couple. Some people think it's best to be a couple & find things out later. no. not me. We started dating... and that's all we did. He'd pick me up from work, we'd chill for a bit, talk about our days... joke, and be a bit flirty... but I always held back on him. I wish I didn't with him, but i did. So then our "one month" came. He was being really lame about it, and was very much into our whole situation. I was too, but I kept telling him the only days I would be able to chill and do couple things were Sundays. Possibly Saturday nights. He said he was up for it. So we tried. It was good to love someone. I'm really reserved about my mates. I don't like to tell anyone about them unless I'm having troubles. So our "second month" came. He bought me a Woody Pook-a-Looz. I was ecstatic. I wanted to tell the whole world that I finally found someone and that I am finally happy. Then there was the third month.

That came sooner than expected. He got mad at me one week because I didn't want to hang out with him. I was too tired & stressed from work & family problems that I didn't want to burn it all out on him. He was mad and thought I was cheating. *silent wtf* -____- 2 days later when I wanted to hang out he's like "you were right, let's just be friends w/beni's. It's not fair to leave me hanging like this when all I want to do is be with you." Then he got SUPER MAD at the whole Gabriel duet too, which was TOTALLY NOT my idea. Friggin Moshier. :| That pretty much triggered the whole thing. The next day after the Lady Antebellum final my Misty goes up to me & says "Are you done w/Jason?" I say technically yes, even though we would still hold hands at school, kiss goodbye & text all the time... she says "That's weird, cause it looks like he's over you and pretty quick." Some random chick I've never seen was with him by the art building, totally making out. I was shattered. Disappointed. I cried after work. It was rough. The fucker still tried texting me too, asking how my day was. Prick.

He goes up to me on our "three month" and says "Happy three month babe. I think I'm starting to know what love is..." and I simply say "I thought we were just friends... So why don't you just keep on making out with what's her face, she obviously has time for you." He got all mad, started telling me his side of the story. I walked to bio. He kept texting me during my classes. Deleted them. Last week of school we all decided to do the whole sing/play for one of my music classes... Gabriel said "If you were with me, I'd never hurt you." WOW. AS IF I DIDN'T NEED ANY MORE DRAMA. So I kind of ignored that. It was Jason's turn to sing and play, and he decided to sing Kate Nash's Nicest Things. If you haven't heard that song, it's super sad & depressing. You want to cry for Kate and wish you never felt as bad as she did when she made this song. When Jason sang the part that made my heart sink was when he sang "Basicallly Cris, I wish that you loved me." One side of me made me want to run to him and hug him. One side told me to leave the place and not give a shit. Mike and Charlie made me stay, so I did. Charlie actually helped me with my song for drums. I sang Taylor Swift's Should've Said No. It felt fucking fabulous. He knew I was singing about him, and to him. Everyone cheered and high fived me after. It was uplifting.

He finally knew where his place was, and I hope that he'll never do that with me again.

After the whole thing it made me think wow... what a way to end the semester. Dreading September now. lol :] Who cares. Summer's going to be amazing.

So, back to the whole "why don't you have a boyfriend?" thing. I don't want one right now. That sounds mean, but whatever. I like my solitude. I've always felt that way. I mean yes, it's great to love someone and get that love in return... But hearing my friends talk about their drama... like getting mad for stupid reasons, reading them the wrong way... it totally makes me glad I don't have to deal with their bullshit. Yes, sometimes I do want somebody to love. But then I grab a pencil and paper & write and play it out... and it goes away. It helps. One day i'll probably get sick of that, but it gets the job done. And if that opportunity happens again so be it. Maybe next time i'll have the will and try to start an adventure with someone. I just need to remember the good things out of a relationship and not the bad all the time.

Okay then. Enough Ranting.

Less than 3.

?

is it my computer or is this NOT showing?

Gives. You. Hell.

So last week was our country final. Which was AMAZING and TERRIBLE. My side was good... lol I mean, singing and playing piano is getting a heck of a lot better. Like, a LOT. :D I'm pretty satisfied. I just wish my hands didn't cramp when i get cold or when it just WANTS to cramp. -_-

The main thing that I wasn't on board with the final was b/d Gabriel was my duet/playing partner, AND we had to sing Lady Antebellum's I Need You Now. Shit was surreal when we sang it. I'm glad we only had to practice for a little bit. I would've gone crazy if we had to spend weeks on it. i just hate how he SWEARS we'll get back together. SO NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. Don't get me wrong, Gabe was my babe, but that shiEt was a year ago, and he broke MY heart. mkay.

So when we finally sang the song I made it serious, clearly b/c we've done the EXACT thing the song implies and I knew if we acted we'd get more points. When we finished I speed walked to the restroom crying. a bit. it wasn't rediculous. i kept it together. I remembered Ruben. Which is still puzzling with our situation... either way i had to get Gabe out of my mind. Nina pulled me back to class. I did my Ke$ha cover. It was AMAZIIIIIIIIING. I don't even like Ke$ha all that much, but my Basterds song was incredible. LOVED IT. :)) PLUS my professor wants to record it over the summer. I am haappy. :D

after I sang it people started dancing around me... almost like this:
It was awesome.
Anywho. Off to work.
Lakers tonight.
:)))

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Miss this too much. ♥

Tumblr's meh. lol
I
've been using my twitpics as blogposts... it's going well?
;]
I've got a new look on life. I can't wait till June.
:))

Yes.

Someone drew me when i was checking my schtuff this morning.

Aww man Eli...

Why couldn't you like 23 year old chubbies instead of 20 year old skiinny, drugy, divorced, scientology bitches?

SAD.

wow.

Uhm. What?

Hilcox.

whyhellooo.

The Origins of O-Ren ishii

It was at that age, a half-Chinese, half-Japanese American Army brat witnessed the murder of her Master Sergeant father. And the rape, then murder of her mother at the hands of Japan’s most ruthless Yakuza boss, Boss Matsumoto. She swore revenge…luckily for her, Boss Matsumoto was a pedophile. At thirteen, she got her revenge. By twenty, she was one of the tip top of female assassins in the world. At twenty five she did her part in the killing of eight innocent people, including my unborn daughter, in a small wedding chapel in El Paso Texas. But on that day, five years ago, she made one big mistake…she Should of killed nine.

Kill Bill, Vol. 1

wowza.

Moving on up. [?]

I know more ppl on Tumblr... so i might just shift over there.
:]
I don't want to delete this cause i read some amaziiiing blogs hurr. So this will stay. ok. byeeeeeeee.

Christolph fucking Waltz.

Heart overload.

Meeting Eli Roth

Okay. Let me gather my thoughts & think of that wonderful Thursday night... :))

So I had made my nifty “You are beautiful” posters that day. I had made a Basterds inspired one & a blueberry inspired one. ^^ My brother thought i was a big fuh fag for making one... But I've never shown Actors/directors my poster, and I wanted Quengtin/Eli to pop that cherry. heeyyoooo. pff.

So after an hour my brother is finally ready to go to the art show. It was a nifty place. I've always wanted a reason to travel to the artsy side of downtown LA... But no one ever wants to. :| Luckily Mark wanted to go, but only because it was Basterds. :)) Anywho, we go inside & all of the amazing posters for the benefit are hung up on the wall. WUNDERBAR. I'm going crazy, wishing I had mney to buy these posters. I either wanted the cartoonish one w/everyone's face on it or the one that looks like a metal band. It reminds me like it was “Job For A Cowboy” inspired. ^^

Right next to it I see the Bear Jew inspired poster... and I told Mark “Who the hell is that guy stan-OH MY GAA IT'S ELI!!!!” Right away my brother says “Stop being gay.” But I couldn't help myself. I paced... My heart felt like it was about to explode... I was in desperate need of a paper bag. I mean c'mon... IT'S THE BEAR JUDEN... OSO JUDIO... THEE BEAR JEW! :)) So I start to slowly approach my way to him with all the other hipsters surrounding him, complementing him & giving him woodies. lol

He's talking to these 3 ppl & I did not want to cut him off or anything, so I just stood there & woffed in his presence. He glanced at me once or twice while someone else was talking & grinned and i did it right back, and then he went back to finish talking to the 3 ppl. The whole time i'm commentating in my head, giggling to myself... lol My brother's like “STOP ACTING LIKE A FAG & TALK TO HIM!” So FINALLY it was my turn, or rather finally I butt in their conversation... They were talking about Thanksgiving being the best Grindhouse trailer & i'm like “Sorry, Machete wins that battle... and if you disagree then YOU JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN!” Eli laughs. :))))))))))

Then I say “Hi. My name's Cristina. Very nice to meet you...” We shake hands. I really wanted to tell him a LOT of things, some pretty intimate questions, but my brother was close by & I knew I had to keep things PG. :| hahaha But I was talking to him about ONTD & how some people/girls can be really really REALLY psychopathic & I tell him “But my friend Karin & I are the not-so-psycho fans. We're the ones that will laugh at all the cute things you say; The ones that will pay full price to watch Basterds for the 9^th time & quote you when we're having not-so-great days...” He smiles & was like “Aww, I'm glad to have fans like you guys.” :))))) Then he grabs/rubs my arm... pretty hard. O_O Like hey now... stop. My brother's like, RIGHT THERE. STOP. But don't stop. BUT KEEP GOING. ohmy. ROTFL.

I knew in the back of my mind that Mark had somewhere to go after the art show, so I had to make things quick... So all the main things I wanted to say regarding Basterds was shot out & I had asked him if I could take a quick faux toe & he's like suure! & I'm like "okay, don't freak out ((whips out posters)) I've got these posters see... I have this thing where if anyone inspires me by what they say or do or if they're just plain amazing I like to say “You are beautiful.” I've shown it to musicians like Slayer, Dresden Dolls, Regina Spektor and so on, but i've never had the opportunity to show it to Actors or Directors for that matter. So, yeah. Thanks for being so amazing. :))” He's like awwwww that's so sweet. He hugs me. I get into my TEE HEE mode. I'm on cloud 9 billion by now. ^^ Apparently when I first took out the posters he gave a “wtf is this?” face, but I kept eye contact on my posters. It was very hard to gaze at him. I was afraid I'd cry @ any moment. :| But I didn't, so wooo! :] As we were about to take pics he's like “take off your sweater... aren't you hot in this? ((grabs me again. ahhhhhh)) & I'm like “Uhm. If I take off my sweater I'm afraid you won't want to take a pic w/me. See, my lovely '09 champs the LA Lakers take on the, uhm, Celtics today, and I be showin my pride don't cha know...” & he LITERALLY tells me “G.T.F.O.!” UHM. WHAT? I KNOW you didn't just text talk to me. smh. -_- I chuckled on the outside, definitely NOT on the inside. :| bahahahaha And boom goes the dynamite.

I found out that once I left Omar and Levine got there. -_-

Quentin was in LDN so there was no way of mtg him. :[

Next time. Hopefully there will be. :))

*sigh*. I think Eli & I would TOTALLY get on.

Like, totally.

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Wedding will commence on Halloween. ♥

Oh. M. G.
I'm still super gaga over what happend last night.
So I'm saving my story for next time. :]

Quick Doc, to the Delorean!

If I went back in time... I would wreck that. Still.
I'd pull out that earring though... lol.

My brother's gf's a hair stylist man...

One time I saw Cady wearing army pants & flip flops so I bought army pants & flip flops.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AY!

"But dad listen... I know Cristina's not a Jew now but we can TOTALLY fix that... Dad you're not listening to mee..."

What's her name again?

I'm kinda hoping that he didn't ask her what her fav scary movie is...

Rain!

Whenever it rains I feel like this Hans Landa moment.
:))

Never stray...

"Before you think of your douchebag ex boyfriend, think of me."

ohmy.

David who?
fuhhhhhhhhhhh.
I forgot about this...
I'm better now.

Uhm. seriously?

I need to make this a sticker.
People at skoo need a few of these.
I'm not one to be the Fashion Policia. but omg.
no one's got taste anymore.
You're a McDonald. Not a whore.

=O

He found out I was single again.

less than 3. maybe not

Today I just happened to snoop into my 6^th grader's notebook. It had all these phrases about love. All the bad things about it. Stuff like “love kills, love isn't worth it if he doesn't love you back, love is for the weak.” pretty sick shit. It kind of scared me & made me think of David. It's been 3 days without him. I miss him. Bitter:sweet. Gaa that's what happens when i'm bored though. When you no longer have someone to cling onto it just sort of gets, cloudy.

I can never be w/someone BEFORE Valentine's day. It's always after. Methinks that needs to change. IDK if that'll change this year, so maybe i'll look forward to 2011. pfff.

Taylor Swift's got nothang on mee.

I covered that song. It was a good, sad, and rediculous remake.
I got a kick out of how fast i fixed my lyrics to hers.
haaaaaaaaa.
i gotta post it. soon. not now. I want to study its habits.
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Hey you guyyyyyyyyyyyys.

There was no other way of getting around that.

I agree.

This makes me giggle inside & out.
:))

MY Academy Award winners.

People that I want & DESERVE to win this:

Actor in a Leading Role

Jeff Bridges in “Crazy Heart”

Actor in a Supporting Role

Christoph Waltz in “Inglourious Basterds”

Actress in a Leading Role

Meryl Streep in “Julie & Julia”

Actress in a Supporting Role

Anna Kendrick in “Up in the Air”

Animated Feature Film

“Fantastic Mr. Fox” Wes Anderson

Art Direction

“Nine” Art Direction: John Myhre; Set Decoration: Gordon Sim

Cinematography

“Inglourious Basterds” Robert Richardson

Costume Design

“The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” Monique Prudhomme

Directing

“Inglourious Basterds” Quentin Tarantino

Film Editing

“Inglourious Basterds” Sally Menke

Makeup

“Star Trek” Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow

Music (Original Score)

“Up” Michael Giacchino

Music (Original Song)

• “Almost There” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman

OR

• “Down in New Orleans” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman

both are amazing songs. ^^

Best Picture

“Inglourious Basterds” Lawrence Bender, Producer

Sound Editing

“Inglourious Basterds” Wylie Stateman

Sound Mixing

“Inglourious Basterds” Michael Minkler, Tony Lamberti and Mark Ulano

Visual Effects

“Avatar” Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)

“District 9” Written by Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell

Writing (Original Screenplay)

“Inglourious Basterds” Written by Quentin Tarantino



I DO DECLARE.

Bring it on March 7th.

:))

That scarf = not gay at all...

Me- "Is it sad that I get giddy & giggle & jump for joy inside/out whenever I see or read something that Eli said/wrote/did?

Britteney - "No honey. I'm sure he does the SAME THING to you. I mean, if I do that to you i'm sure he's not too far away."

crushCRUSHcrush.

Bring back the beard alreadyyy. aye...

On this day I see clearly....

Edge is back.
Oh happy day.
:))

Ahh.

I just have a lot of feelings.

JOY.

Marioth

He's gotta save my peachy ass.

Mean Man.

Can I have you now? puhhhlleeeease?

OMG Precious.

This shit IS precious.

SAG.

It's stuff like this that makes me wish I was into movies as a careeer.

BASTERDZ.

This is amazing.

:))